Secondly, I forgot that I am ordering a delivery pizza in San Francisco, which means there is an eighty percent chance that it's crap. Don't get me wrong, most pizza joints here are capable of making good pizza; I would say that most slices in this city are pretty decent. However, the delivered pies are frustratingly inconsistent, and when they're bad, they have the following qualities:

1. They just throw all the ingredients in the middle, without taking twenty seconds to, you know, spread them around so that most bites have ingredients on them.
2. The crust, much of which is laid bare due to the above, is almost inedible. Flavorless, and with a texture like boring bad food.
3. Just not enough sauce. Even if you order extra.

Thing is, sometimes you can get lucky, and they accidentally hire someone with taste. But rest assured, if you try that place again next week, they will have discovered their mistake and fired the poor guy.

(Now, there is one place that I do always like, Panhandle Pizza, by, of course the Panhandle. Which means they don't deliver to me anymore so they're out. Also, if you see the reviews, not everybody likes it. I likes me some cornmeal crust! But this isn't a review of that, so I'll shut up)

Well, as you can see by the picture, I got stuck with a problem pizza. And I'm frustrated.
Rating: 0 Godzillas

The appearance of the establishment is the very epitome of nondescript. I'm sure I've been down this street maybe a dozen times, but I certainly don't remember seeing it. I don't remember what the outside looked like, and the inside had a bunch of Mexican beer posters, you know the ones with the shapely chicas, Univision style. That and your typical bilingual laminated signs, with red and green borders that say "Try our chorizo", or "We have grilled chicken" in English and Spanish.

I had to order a veggie today, because I promised myself to lay off the red meat for a week or two. Now that I've seen that website's reviews, I notice that they value different qualities from what I would. For example, it seems to be the most important to them that the ingredients are well-mixed throughout the burrito. To me, it's important, but pure homogeneity isn't necessary for a good burrito. Oh, but I digress. I got this thing to go, for some reason. I think it's because the interior was too boring to sit in for an entire burrito. So after the twelve-minute pedal-bike ride home, I opened it up. Of course, it was mixed well, and even though it was pretty cold out on the way home, still warm enough through and through. Nothing really exciting, but nothing really detrimental to a good rating either. It would be nice if, for example, they offered black beans (whole pinto only), and maybe a little hotter salsa, but it's ok. I'm willing to give these guys another shot, and it will be on a day when I'm eating red meat. If their carne asada is any good, that could bump this up a half-Godzilla or so.

Rating: 4 Godzillas

On this day, I knew exactly what I was craving: a Vietnamese-style sandwich. There used to be this place on Howard near 11th back when I worked for the city that had them, but I knew that place hadn't been in business in years. So I just typed "Vietnamese sandwiches San Francisco" on the old idiot machine here, and as it happened I hit the jackpot.

Le Cafe is way out on Clement Street at 31st Avenue, a bit further than the denser-populated business district on this street, and almost to Lincoln Park Golf Course. It has a schoolbus yellow canopy, and two windows with identical Vietnamese signs, one on each street. On the front door, which is at the corner, is a piece of paper with the title "New Saigon Sandwiches" and the hours (7am, I believe to 5pm Tuesday through Sunday). This place is clean and simple. There is one sign describing the sandwiches they sell, and one describing the tapioca drinks. They also have a glass display case filled with donuts, a separate display with Asian snacks, and a display refrigerator with both Western and Asian softdrinks (the kind that come in a can, like sugarcane or grass jelly or guava juice). All their sandwiches are slightly different prices, from about $2.75 to, I think $3.50 tops. They are all real bargains, considering what you get.

I ordered a barbecued chicken sandwich with no cilantro ($3.25) and a lychee tapioca drink ($2.50). The (I can't deny it) super-cute girl suggested I try mango, because she doesn't like lychee, but I insisted. She was very eager to ensure I enjoyed my lunch. So, the sandwich was, in a word, perfect. They definitely took a lot of time in care in preparing it. The meat was tender and perfectly cooked. The pickled vegetables (carrots and daikon) were not too wet and only added to the flavor. Then there was a sauce (like pesto, or something like it) and fresh cucumbers. The bread was nice french bread with a substantial, but not at all chewy crust. It was heaven. The lychee tapioca drink was as I was hoping, just the right amount of sweetness, and the server was relieved that it tasted ok for me. I will definitely be coming here again, perhaps even regularly, as the price, ambience, food quality, and service have not one single fault.

Rating: 5 Godzillas

Again it was the case that I didn't know what I wanted to eat. I was kind of leaning towards that "Fortune Cookie" restaurant on Mission, but didn't know for sure. So I took out the pedal bike this time and headed south on Mission. Fortune Cookie was closed, or at least looked closed, but Angkor Borei was open, so I walked in. It was dark, but nice and quiet except for some Cambodian gamelan (I have some CD's - this style of music is pleasant, but kind of boring compared to, say, Balinese gamelan) and there was no one else there (but still, it was about 1:30, so that shouldn't reflect on its popularity). Another party arrived about ten minutes later, though. Quick look at the menu, which had a brightly colored, easy-to-follow lunch page, a really confusing 'regular menu', and a big wine list, which I ignored completely. The lunch special, $6.50, gives you soup, rice, and two of the nine menu selections. Mostly variations on squid, pork, or chicken in a coconut or curry sauce, some appetizers, and a piece of barbecued chicken

I opted for the lunch special with spiced squid, specified "hot", and spring rolls. To drink, I got the lemongrass iced tea. I must say, the waitress was very polite and gracious, like a grandmother offering ice cream to her grandkids. "Here's your soup, enjoy!!!!!" I hope the exclamation marks add enough description, because I can't really think of the words right now.

The soup was your standard Thai-style Tom Ka Gai, only no meat - tofu instead. The lemongrass iced tea (first time I've tried this) was overly sweet, and for some reason reminded me of Froot Loops. The main course was well presented and elegantly served. It was obvious a lot of care went into its presentation. Problem was it was not spicy at all. Not a single pepper's worth. Again there was no chili sauce offered as a condiment. It tasted fine, but still, it was not at all what I was looking for. The spring rolls had a very unique, thick skin that still tasted good. Pretty troublesome, though, was a fishbone(!) inside the spring roll. The specified ingredients were pork and vegetables, so this was definitely a surprise. This kind of broke down the whole feeling I got that they took a lot of time and care making the food that I had gotten prior to finding this.

Overall, although I liked the ambience and the presentation, the food itself (and especially the non-spiciness of it) made me not want to come here again. But I do have a couple of friends who vouched for it, so perhaps it's just the dishes I chose.

Rating: 2 Godzillas

First of all, this place is really clean. It's got these really attractive wood tables with round brown leather chairs that were more substantial and comfortable than your typical taqueria furniture. The decorations on the walls were truly original and colorful, with your typical ceramic tiles and various shapes of mirrors. Even though there were your typical Mexican beer ads and, strangely, a display of DVDs for sale, the whole place was very tasteful. There was a big HDTV with the USA vs. Egypt soccer game being shown, with the Spanish commentary maybe a tad too loud, but this seemed only to enhance my dining experience. Another thing, I was the only gringo in there for a while, which is always a good sign of authenticity. There were a couple of families in there and and few middle-aged dudes drinking Tecates and just hanging out to watch the game.

Now to the menu: it's gigantic, probably the biggest selection I've ever seen. Not only do they have the weird meats like sesos and lengua that I like, but they also have birria (goat meat) which I absolutely have to try some day. The super pollo asado burrito I ordered was only $4.75. This has to be the cheapest super burrito I've seen in years. But, at that price, the portions must be much smaller, right? Not in the slightest. The characteristic of this place that clinched it for me: they re-grill your meat before inserting it into the burrito. They also grill the tortilla. I usually ask for no cheese, but I figured since I hadn't tried this place before, I'd see how they did the cheese. Perfect amount, evenly distributed without any big chunks (that's the reason I usually don't get cheese on my burrito). All the ingredients were well distributed and the burrito was very well and tightly wrapped. Many other places could learn a thing or two from these guys' technique. (I'm talking to you, Mexico au Parc). Finally, after they wrap it up with foil, they hit the whole thing again with steam! The result is as amazing as it sounds. And the large watermelon agua fresca was really freaking large - I actually couldn't finish it all.

What I shouldn't have finished was the burrito itself. It's simply too big for one person - I really should have eaten half and taken the rest home. But it was just so delicious and I was enjoying the whole experience watching the other people in there and the game, that I chose not to leave. I was way too full and literally ate nothing else the rest of the day.

Now I went at 3:30 in the afternoon and it was almost full then, so I would imagine it's best to go at non-peak times like that. Next time I'm going to try the goat soup - this guy at a table next to me had it and it looked really delicious.

Now, the only reason I'm not giving this five godzillas is that I've only gone here once. I may raise the rating at a later date.

Rating: 4.5 Godzillas

This movie had many things that just clicked for me. I think the first part, with all the flashbacks and stuff, was made partly in Iceland, and I definitely recognized some of the landscapes. This part also went by kind of quickly, and seemed like a continuation of the previews for a time, to be honest. But then when you realize the movie is 140 minutes, I guess they did have to cut some stuff out.

Anyway, I liked all the characters in here, even though some of them may not have gotten enough airtime. Liam Neeson was a great villain, although you didn't necessarily realize he has a bad guy until later. I suppose his crazy moustache should have given him away. The villain who had the most screentime, Dr. Crane played by Cillian Murphy (I had to look all that stuff up, because one bad thing about this movie was that they kind of overdid it with the orchestral soundtrack sometimes, making it difficult to hear the dialogue) was very effective, I thought. His persona and his evil gimmick were genuinely scary. Gary Oldman was great because of how subdued he played Jim Gordon (after this movie Commissioner Gordon). At the end of the movie (another spoiler here, if anyone cares), he uses the Batmobile to blow up some stuff, and, basically, save the city, and Batman's flying by, and he just simply holds up his hand to wave. Michael Caine's cockney take on Alfred was cool, too. The funniest line, IMO, was when Bruce said to Alfred, "Just tell them that one joke you know", so you get the idea that comedy wasn't an important element in this film. I guess there were other famous people in there too, but I didn't necessarily recognize them all. I mean, all movies these days have famous people, I guess, but this movie worked it pretty well.

Another great thing about this movie was the technical stuff. Of course you had to suspend some disbelief, but it allowed you some real-word fun stuff to like, too. The Batmobile just kicked a lot of major ass. It's basically some military vehicle painted over black so that Batman could use it. And he flies all over the tops of buildings with it. And the mechanism of the badguy, Scarecrow, or whatever he was called, was brilliant I thought. Whoever would have thought that a canvas bag could be so scary.

I guess I should mention Katie Holmes in here, too. Her part was pretty much the weakest in a really well-cast crew. I think any, random, well-developed human female could have played that part exactly the same way. It neither added nor detracted to the storyline. But somehow, even though I don't really believe that she had a part in the movie's script, she did manage to keep with her Scientology message that all psychiatrists and the drugs they use are evil. So good for you, Kate. Freak. BTW, is Nicole Kidman still a Scientologist these days?? just wondering.

One thing that surprised me is that I saw this movie on the first day it came out, at one in the afternoon. I would have expected a bunch of kids (school let out just last week here) to be the first to see this thing. But there were only maybe twelve other people in the whole theater, perhaps one kid. It's a nice big plushy theater, too (the Presidio). Go figure.
Rating: 4 Godzillas