greasepig reviews

I don't know why I bother. I saw that Haystack Pizza now has an online ordering form, so I figured I'd try it out. Well, first of all, it saves you no time whatsoever, as you still have to put in your phone number, and then you have to wait for them to call back and they confirm the order. I had to wait ten minutes for the phone call. If I wanted to order the pizza at that time, I would have waited ten minutes and then called. What a waste.

Secondly, I forgot that I am ordering a delivery pizza in San Francisco, which means there is an eighty percent chance that it's crap. Don't get me wrong, most pizza joints here are capable of making good pizza; I would say that most slices in this city are pretty decent. However, the delivered pies are frustratingly inconsistent, and when they're bad, they have the following qualities:

1. They just throw all the ingredients in the middle, without taking twenty seconds to, you know, spread them around so that most bites have ingredients on them.
2. The crust, much of which is laid bare due to the above, is almost inedible. Flavorless, and with a texture like boring bad food.
3. Just not enough sauce. Even if you order extra.

Thing is, sometimes you can get lucky, and they accidentally hire someone with taste. But rest assured, if you try that place again next week, they will have discovered their mistake and fired the poor guy.

(Now, there is one place that I do always like, Panhandle Pizza, by, of course the Panhandle. Which means they don't deliver to me anymore so they're out. Also, if you see the reviews, not everybody likes it. I likes me some cornmeal crust! But this isn't a review of that, so I'll shut up)

Well, as you can see by the picture, I got stuck with a problem pizza. And I'm frustrated.
Rating: 0 Godzillas